Number 2 is definitely worse than Number 1... and if it came down to it... I'd hit it for free Jets tickets.
Just bald gracefully Vinny! And if you have to remove the plugs for a rug, the "Nick Mangold" usually only works if you're in a metal band or a Scandinavian marauder.
Bipedal -- check Legal in 50 US States -- check Female Homsapien Homosapien Genitalia -- (maybe?) Like ridin a moped, fun to ride till your friends see :up:
Haha indeed, maybe if I was lucky I would get to know all the Jets cheerleaders then try and hit the ones that are actually hot... but ill def take those tickets