Could you imagine if... say, Sanchez did this?

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  1. laxin

    laxin Active Member

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    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...brady-makes-it-easy-for-teammates-to-poke-fun

    Somehow the media would blow this up and shit on this franchise again... But I doubt anything is really said about this (you know, ESPN spending countless hours debating like they manage to do with the Jets) because its the great Tom Brady.



    Thought I would maybe lighten the mood here since its so pessimistic from one preseason loss and just have a good laugh.
     
  2. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    My butt hurts from watching that was so gay.
     
  3. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    First a photo shoot with a goat and now with a dog. Is Tommy trying to subtlety tell us something?
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Was that a jelly cock he was dangling in that dog's face?
     
  5. DarkKnightXIII

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    If Sanchez wins a Superbowl, let alone three Superbowls, he could enter a polygamous marriage with both a goat and a dog... and I'd be cool with it.
     
  6. Elijah

    Elijah New Member

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    As much as I love Brady on the field, I will never begin to understand why he does what he does off the field. Except the part where he nails a supermodel. I get that.
     
  7. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    Vman = Vagina.

    He actually looked like Vanilla Ice from years ago.
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I thought he looked more like Cameron Diaz from There's Something About Mary with that jizz spike on the front of his head.
     
  9. dmw

    dmw Well-Known Member

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    "He's undeniably one of the toughest players of his era".

    I think "tough" is not the best word to describe him. He is Giselle's wife, plain and simple, and he's not tough.
     
  10. jetsclaps

    jetsclaps Well-Known Member

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    "He's undeniably one of the toughest players of his era."

    Excuse me? You mean the player who whines for a flag everytime a defensive player falls by his feet?
     
  11. bloke911

    bloke911 Active Member

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    That's about as gay as sucking a guy off.

    Not totally but about.
     
  12. joesmoe39

    joesmoe39 Active Member

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    a lot of gay posters is all i've read! like any member on this board would turn down the $$$ for doing the same.
    i can understand the hating because the guy is a winner, but claiming he's gay is just being a phony. seems to be a lot of that on this board (phony)!
     
  13. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Takes one to know one! haha JK.

    I got 10 posts into the thread b4 going back up and watching the Vid. I wish I hadn't!

    By the way, am I alone in thinking Brady's slam piece ain't all that attractive? Yeah, I know, 'super model', and don't reply with a bunch of pics of her all done up and air brushed. She has a horse face. Admit it.
     
  14. GangGreenTay

    GangGreenTay Active Member

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    except this is a jets board and we'll look for any reason to put the pats down :pats_suck:
     
  15. Aero

    Aero Well-Known Member

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    No, you're not alone. I won't say she's not attractive, but I always thought his previous wife was much better looking.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Speakiing of phonies, haven't you been banned for being one like 10 times? You love the cock. Admit it.
     
  17. Coach K

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    never understood the fascination with Giselle to be honest.
     
  18. Coach K

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    this seriously looks like a scene from a Zoolander sequel.

    rofl when him barking was synched up with the dogs audio I almost died
     
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    He's also the guy who played through three broken ribs and a broken finger at the end of 2009, won an AFC Championship with a fever and a temperature of 104. Maybe if he whined to the media every time he gets hurt ala Brett Favre he would get more respect.
     
  20. Coach K

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    Well its easy to play through that once you've had a man enter you. That kind of solidifies your threshold for pain.
     

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