Coples stinks at LB

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'd be expecting a Super Bowl every Sunday after she washed my feet and taint.
     
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    Does she wear a Rex Ryan sweater vest (tm) when she puts you in your place?
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Right before she chokes me with it.

    Heaven.
     
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    It's not gay if your sex life gives me a big ole 'rection is it? I ain't no homo er nothin.
     
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    What are we broncos fans? You need a stiletto-wearing commie bitch that will stomp on your nuts.
     
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  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You and Mangolden Showers need to cross swords. Things will sort themselves out.
     
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    Only if he actually looks like Mangold.
     
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  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Would a Thor costume do anything for you?
     
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    I do except I'm shorter and very cuddly
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  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    And she's a beauty. But she makes very runny eggs and I end up using a Zippo to finish them off.
     
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    MaximusD163 Well-Known Member

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    Been there, done that. I want the real thing.
     
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    Perfect, you won't even have to get on your knees
     
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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The stone hammer costs extra.
     
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    If it's wielded like it is in the movies I'm sure it's worth it.
     
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    Good. I love to lick pussy standing up.
     
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    *To fix the derailed thread*

    I seriously doubt if Coples would be effective at DE. He wasn't when he played DE at UNC. He was a gap shooting 3T when he was at his best.

    By now I have no illusions about "Rex will find a way to use him effectively" bullshit. Coples is a complete misfit in this defense. [Frankly, I don't know why Jets even bothered drafting that kid. Jets DL have better personnel in all seven possible spots in 3 men front and 4 men front.]

    Jets would do very well to lose him in any way while picking up anything - ANYTHING - in return.
     
    #56 Zach, Oct 9, 2014
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH
     
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  18. Zach

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    Fuck off, son.
     
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  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Don't believe movie magic. You will still have to turn the machine on. And you'll have to rearrange your furniture to accommodate. Haven't you ever watched Discovery Channel?

    There's logistics involved.
     
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    Stop killing my erotic buzz. It makes me want to punch the puppy in your avatar. God damn sexual frustration.
     
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