Barrel Boy vs Fireman Ed

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  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    i know this is a home game for us so we won't see the bronco fans at their best, but do they still have that 'ol barrel guy running around naked?

    if barrel boy and fireman ed got into it, who would win?
     
  2. Carpetbagger

    Carpetbagger Well-Known Member

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    The barrel guy is a pretty fat guy. Fireman Ed is a fireman, 'nuff said.
     
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    Fireman Ed is physically ill, but he gets the advantage because he always has his 6'2 brother around. :smile:
     
  4. Uhm a Jets Fan

    Uhm a Jets Fan New Member

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    Well barrel guy, im pretty sure has more reach and height, but I don't see him moving around as quick as Fireman Ed. Though I would figure Fireman Ed coming hard to the body, but Barrel Guy has that barrel so that wouldn't be as effective. Hmmm....interesting
     
  5. Firemangini Ed

    Firemangini Ed New Member

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    I think Barrel Man and Fireman Ed are true fans and thus too classy to engage in fisticuffs.
     
  6. GreenMachine

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    The Barrell guy retired.. but he sounds like a classier guy the Ed:

    The Barrel Man (real name Tim McKernan) is a superfan of the Denver Broncos. He attends all Broncos home games at INVESCO Field at Mile High wearing nothing but a barrel. His costume is reminiscent of rodeo clowns (or barrel men) who serve as a distraction to animals in the rodeo arena in order to protect riders who have been thrown.

    He attended Broncos games in his immodest barrel for 30 years in all types of weather. McKernan retired after the 2007 season at the age of 67.[1]

    McKernan had serious health issues in 2003, after an abdominal aneurysm ruptured. Since that time he has been restricted by doctors to wearing his barrel for one half of play, and only when the temperature is above freezing.[2]

    Retired after 40 years as a mechanic for United Airlines, McKernan and his wife are based in Gunnison, Colorado but spend their offseasons traveling in their recreational vehicle. Due to the space constraints of living in an RV, McKernan sold his Super Bowl XXXII barrel for $30,000. The barrel, autographed by 49 Broncos from their first Super Bowl winning team, was sold to a Black Hawk, Colorado casino. McKernan gave 10 percent of his profits to Jubilee House, battered women's shelter in Gunnison.[3][4]
     
  7. Firemangini Ed

    Firemangini Ed New Member

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    If Barrel Man was naked under the barrel, could he sit down and stuff? Or would the barrel ride up when he sat and expose his package?
     
  8. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^ he's a bronco fan, he ain't go no 'package' but he might expose his pussy.
     
  9. bassman

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    That good.:rofl:
     
  10. Section 227. Row 5

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    Either way, I think we'll have them over the barrel.
     

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