i hope gronfagski goes to spike it and hits himself in the nuts thus popping one and forcing him to renounce his manhood. Fortunately for Tommy he Will have a sex change and Tom can dump Giselle come out of the closet and date the Gronkosexual.
I don't know if this phrase is in common usage in the States as it is here in Britain so excuse me if this falls flat but.... what about the Bel-ends?