A boatload of news sources on this one. This was by far my favorite. A hall of fame example of burying the lede. Fan Injured, Falls Down Construction Hole at Buffalo Bills Game You have to scroll down a ways to reach the tweets embedded in the story to read how this Bills fan got all whooped-up on LSD, marijuana and cocaine - a combination that makes zero sense to me - strips naked, grabs a handful of biological goodness from the bottom a porta-potty tank, smears it all over himself, scales a ten-foot fence, falls into a 15-foot deep construction hole, climbs out, then falls into another 15-foot deep construction hole, from which he is finally extricated and then arrested. This last bit is Pulitzer-worthy.
Cracks me up how, after two days, he’s still an “unidentified Bills fan”. Pretty funny way to handle it. They keep the guy’s name and mug shot under wraps but immediately attach him to the Bills.
