We finally have a Mevis

I'm down for some thicker kicker action

 

Look at that moose knuckle. Maybe it helps him aim or get momentum.

 

I'm fascinated by him. He's got bulges everywhere, if he gets a little fatter he will have titties. It will be fun to watch his titties jiggle when he kicks. I will giggle a lot.

 

“Daddy, do you hate our kicker?”

“what? Of course not.”

“Then why is your Mevis jersey riddled with bullet holes and spelled with a dollar sign at the end?”

“stay out of the fire pit.”

 

Inspiration to the slow little fat kids everywhere..... hopefully he gets #24

 

He kicked a 60-something yarder in the rain at Missouri to win a game against I believe Kansas State a couple years ago. I’m surprised he hasn’t caught on anywhere.

 

It's odd but the article I read used the nonstandard "thiccer kicker." Maybe it was AI?

 

Hope he holds out through mandatory minicamps.

 

Maybe he can be a backup on the o-line.

 

Who was the fat slob QB the giants had on the practice squad a dozen years ago who could barely walk but could throw sixty yards?

 

Jared Lorenzen. He’s dead now so hope you’re happy talking ill of the dead.

 

Was it complications from Covid?

 

Complications from Applebees. Heart and kidney problems.

 

The 61 yarder he kicked against Kansas St would have been good from 65.

I've read he's had issues with chip shots though.

 

ive always found it typical of new york fans to come up with dumb nicknames for a guy who may be the best player who has ever played for the team.

on a side note hopefully he is as good as janikowski was. hes the only guy i remember being overweight and a great kicker.

 

Unless he spells his name with a dollar sign, it doesn't count.

 

Al Davis spent a first round pick on Janikowski and the guy would show up to practice hungover smelling like cigarettes lol

 

and then go out and kick a 63 yard field goal. i didnt realize he played for 18 freaking years. 17 with oakland