Another Holiday Jet Song

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  1. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    OK guys, as an equal opportunity parody writer, here is one for all the Jewish Jet Fans. We have our Christmas carol thread. This one is done to Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song”. Happy Chanukah everyone…a couple of days left. I tried to get as many of you guys in as I could...if I left you out I am sorry.

    DbJ

    “The JetGame Song”

    Put on your screenname
    Here comes a JetGame
    So much past shame
    To celebrate seems lame
    A JetGame is the festival of pain
    Instead of one day of sunshine, we have 16 weeks of rain

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a real team to see
    Here’s a list of people who are JetFans just like you and me
    Sunday Jack puts on his Jets helmet
    So do Green Hornet, Dinobot, and the Thunderbird Jet

    Guess who’ll hang out and tailgate
    Royal Tee and Murrell2878
    JayWayne’s is a major Jet Fan, PF4Jets is too
    Put them together, you’ll have RobA who's coo-coo

    You don’t need cheerleaders or Super Bowl Bowl Party
    Cause you can toss your cookies with statjeff and BadgerOnLSD- both Jet Fans

    Put on your JetGame
    We must be insane
    Our good friend GreenHurricane
    Share our deep pain

    That artist Dirtywater, not a Jet Fan
    But guess who is? Our favorite moderator named CMan
    We’ve got SydneyDon and fellow Aussie Benny
    abyzmul’s cracking wise on his pal Kinghenry

    Some people think that championjets69 may be
    Well hes not, but guess who is
    DrewAlmighty
    So many JetFans need to hit the sauce
    Just like Tony, baamf and MisterMoss

    Tell your friend what’s his name
    Its time for a JetGame
    I hope we get to exclaim
    When the Jets finally win the BIG GAME
    So open your window and proclaim
    Klecko belongs in the Hall of Fame
    If he doesn’t get in it is a shame
    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy JetGame
    Happy JetGame
     
    #1 DeathByJets, Dec 21, 2006
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2006
  2. wa2k99

    wa2k99 Active Member

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    Well written. And apology accepted.
     
  3. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    One of these days I'll take on The Nails song "88 Lines About 44 Women"....something like "88 Lines About 44 Posters". When I do, I'll kepp you in mind.:beer:
     
  4. Pam

    Pam TGG.com Friendliest Poster Fourpeat!!

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    :beer:

    One favor, when you publish your first book, I want an autograph! :)
     
  5. RobA

    RobA 2005-2007 TGG.com Most Optimistic Award Winner

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    Creativity to its max. Keep em coming.
     
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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    I guess I am honored to have been mentioned, although a line not related to vomit would have been nice. :wink:
     
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    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    at least you were mntioned(pissed)
     
  8. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    Sorry jonnyd. With a couple of exceptions, I used The Age Tree to look for screen names of some of the more prolific posters that I could find rhymes for. If your name was on the Age Tree, you might have made the cut.
     
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    I have to find the "Twas the night before Jetsmas" I did way back.
     
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