Do you guys think John Gruden likes J.J. Watt? Here are some of his quotes from last night- 1st Quarter : "J.J. Watt is the greatest football player at his position in the entire league" 1st Quarter : "I don't give a s--- if he's only played 21 games in his career. J.J. Watt is a hall of famer and one of the greatest players ever to suit up in this league." 2nd Quarter: "Watt is an absolute GOD amongst men out there" Half time: "The mere presence of J.J. Watt in the room, makes my wife Cindy look exponentially hotter." 3rd Quarter: "HELL of run by J.J. Watt - whoops I mean Arian Foster." 4th Quarter: "I once ran into J.J. Watt on the Los Vegas Strip - The guy had just finished sleeping with 15 hookers at once and still had the time to rescue a child from a burning building... I swear if I wasn't there with my wife, I just may have slept with him too... Shit! Did I say that on air?" 4th Quarter - 10:47 remaining: "The Jets should be honored to beaten by J.J. Watt. They put up a valient fight, but of course Watt was too much for the Jets and he has singlehandedly gotten to 5-0." After the game- "So do we know what hotel room Watt is in?"
I think Watt is the best defensive player in the league right now but he hasn't played a year and a half in this league and I think Gruden mentioned him as a HOFer last night but I could be mistaken.
gruden has gotten painful with his man love for various football players. its way way over the top right now. he even had a period of love for sanchez last night... which was quickly extinguished. he could be a sandusky if you ask me... i know i wouldnt send my kids to any football camp run by him.
I think that Ware is the best defensive player in football right now, although Watt has gotten off to an unreal start to the season. As for Gruden, I think that some of his Texans love has to do with the probability that Gary Kubiak gets axed if they shit the bed in the playoffs.
Gruden is terrible with names. There was like 3-4 times in that game that he said the wrong player name when something happened, and at the beginning he's like, "Yeah Mark Sanchez is in his 5th year". He's like a young version of Madden with just as bad memory.
