Porter guarantees win..

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  1. GreenMachine

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    The Dolphins are 0-3 and in desperate need of a victory, so linebacker Joey Porter guaranteed one will come this weekend when Miami hosts the Oakland Raiders.

    "Write it how you want to write it," Porter said. "We will win."

    The "we-will-win" promise is a tactic the often-outspoken Porter used at times during his eight seasons as a lightning rod in Pittsburgh. It usually worked in Pittsburgh and Miami can only hope it works again.
     
  2. wildthing202

    wildthing202 Active Member

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    where was this last week?
     
  3. hazmat

    hazmat New Member

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    He's done, he's washed up. The Fins gave him 20 million in guarantees. What a horrible decision. And I think the Raiders are going to beat the Dolphins as well.
     
  4. EcKo151

    EcKo151 Active Member

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    Where are the players who own up to striking out on their guarantee?

    Only Namath...And, regretfully, Messier...Are known for the Guarantees...
     
  5. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    In 2002, the Bengals began the season 0-7. Chad Johnson then guaranteed a win for their 8th game. They won on the road 38-3.
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    "We will win"! Get a load. I could beat the Raiders all by myself, so what kind of a statement is that, really.
     
  7. rillo

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    Man i hope the raiders win!
     
  8. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Where was HE last week?
     
  9. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    P.S.
    Hahahahahhahahahahaha
     
  10. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :rofl: :lol: What a gutsy statement from a leader! :lol:
     
  11. IndyDrummer

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    Porter = Has Been
    Go kick their ass!
     
  12. Twombles

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    Even thought most of you think his guarantee is shit, i still think it means something. I took the raiders as 3 point underdogs, but still, i think the phins win by 2 in a really really close finish.
     
  13. VickBlows

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    Porter? What significance does he have…that mofo hasn’t hit anyone in eight years.
     
  14. VickBlows

    VickBlows Active Member

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    Ohh-owwwwwwww
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Joey Porter is a bleep.
     
  16. Scruggy

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    Woops! Looks like he blew it
     
  17. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    FYP.....................


    On topic:

    LOL J. Porter only thing he is good for is a sucker punch in a casino.
     
  18. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
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    don't make guarantees that you can't back up.

    stuff it, porter
     
  19. Mr Electric

    Mr Electric Banned

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    Porter's 3 tackles really backed up his bold statement.

    ...jerk.
     
  20. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    Great one.

    One more, and I hate to bring this up, and it's not an individual game, but Jimmy Rollins...
     

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