Sauce on the cover of SI

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    [​IMG]

    I'm almost afraid to caption this photo.
     
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  2. twown

    twown Well-Known Member

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    Sauce deserved much better than this. Fire your agent, dude.

    It's like, if you're SI and you're going to run with this "sauce" concept, you need to go all the way and make it over-the-top fun and goofy. Not like this. The ways in which this isn't working are too gross and numerous to list.
     
  3. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    “ New York Jets second year cornerback Ahmad Gardner gets his red wings.”
     
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  4. BroadwayAaron

    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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    How does the person that designed this cover have a job?
     
  5. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    I know it's kinda a gross pic but it has a lot of ppl talking, which leads to clicks, which leads to sales.
     
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  7. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    Weird pic, but very cool to see him on the cover.
     
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  8. Brook!

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    Lol. What the heck is this. Gross but glad to see Sauce becoming an NFL icon.
     
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    That's a shitty cover.
     
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    The guy who designed the cover that apparently still has a job.

    How tempted do we feel he was to actually include the bloody (looking) knife somewhere in there?
     
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    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    It looks like a crime scene. Lame af.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I was thinking pineapple.
     
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  14. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The dude is freaking brilliant. If he had let everybody else brand him he'd be Spider with maybe an upside of Spiderman. But Sauce stole that possibility and he's going to become a brand name instead.
     
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  15. LAJet

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    This dude is going to make Revis negotiations look like the bargain of a life time in retrospect by the time his turn roles.
     
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    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    At least he's not wearing a bikini.
     
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  17. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Speak for yourself.
     
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  18. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    I watched his YouTube stuff and came away impressed with his overall vibe.
    Sauce is really starting to grow on me...

    The Sweet Life of Star Jets Corner Sauce Gardner
    The young cornerstone of the suddenly talent-rich Jets is more than a classic showboat shutdown corner.
    Sauce Gardner is a positive force everywhere he goes, in football and in life.


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  19. JetFanInNE

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    Or a wedding dress!

    That Ricky Williams cover still might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen in sports!
     
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  20. JETFUEL1580

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    What a great pick he was.
     
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