The Jets Off-Season Rap Song

THE 2010 JETS OFF-SEASON RAP SONG

The Jets go out and sign Cromarte,
To help us get to that Super Bowl Party,
But let's just hope he keeps it in his pants,
As we charge towards that Super Bowl dance.

We let go of Thomas Jones and signed LT,
As high profile as a signing as there can be,
He took a paycut, but he won't starve,
Just hope this move works out better than the Favre.

We got rid of Jay Feeley for Nick Folk,
I hope this doesn't become a season long joke,
A free agent now, we can persue,
But this move makes me go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"

Then we trade a fifth for that a suspended guy,
So Santionio Holmes, please don't get high,
Your receiving talent is what I like,
Just remember that you are down to your final strike.

The offenive line will have a bit of a Panica,
Cause the Jets released Alan Fanaca,
But, Rex and Tanny said don't fear,
And drafted a big dude named Vladimir.

But our first round picks' skills did not lack,
As we now have Wilson as a cornerback,
Put him back there with Cromarte and Revis,
And the opposition's passing game will really believe us.

Kerry Rhodes was shipped out West,
Cause he didn't pass the Rex Ryan test,
Let's hope Rex doesn't look like a fool,
Replacing Rhodes with Brodney Pool.

Mark Sanchez had to fix his knee,
So he opted for arthroscopic surgery,
He's our leader and he's our guy,
And better be ready for training camp in July.

We re-signed Kellen Clemens as the backup,
Mark is the starting QB so he knows what's up,
O'Connell and Ainge are still behind,
But a veteran quarterback is what we must find.

We decided to sign our biggest enemy,
And Jason Taylor is who it be,
But if he plays as well as did Bryan Cox,
He'll knock some QBs right out of their socks.

We signed up for Hard Knocks on HBO,
I now can't wait to watch this show,
With all the personality on this team,
It will be the producer's dream

Rex Ryan has lap band surgery,
To fix his problem of obesity,
But he'll continue to say that the Jets are the best,
And he'll do it this season with a smaller sized breast.

We lost the coin flip to open up the new site,
But we'll show the world that opening Monday Night,
That this seaon is gonna be a lot of fun,
As we start our 2010 Super Bowl Run.