His hippie ex-doctor says he had hair transplants. That's more important than Hawaii turning into a pile of magma.
Psssst! I hear tell that someone in the NFL is not only a customer, he's also a client! Rhymes with Grady. EDIT & P.S.: It's actually not only the President, but also a client. I thought it was a little heavy-handed as much as I live for Word Play.
I couldn't quite exactly watch/see it on my phone because I don't belong to Facebook. I did get bombarded about joining, though! I've been following it on the news for sure. One of the prisoners said, "God Bless America, the greatest nation in the world." Not verbatim, but close enough. It was very moving. For all of our historical nasty ugly blemishes, lies, exploitation, gov't spying on private citizens, and general sometimes all around cuntiness, I love my country and I would die for it without blinking. What can I say? These guys aren't going to say much of anything out loud, off-the-cuff, or anything incendiary or damning publicly. It will all stay in house and extremely close to the vest for obvious reasons. I'm very happy that they're home. RIP Otto Warmbier.
