He mentions how these changes that could lead the team to the SB are realistic, and then predicts they lose one game more than they did last year.
Fuck. This is going to be tough. I can see us getting two more completions, but how do you get a 'half completion'?
I could provide just as insightful analysis about 20 or so teams in the NFL as Rich Cimini does about the Jets. He's just a bare minimum type of guy. "Don't abandon the ground and pound, but score more in the first quarter!" Thanks, Dick.
I have a feeling it will be more of the same though. Schottenheimer doesn't adapt until the second half and he never learns prior to the game. It's maddening.
Cimini's real keys to the season. 1) Convenient anonymous quote - Overhear Bart Scott talking on cell phone to interior decorator about front dining area being remodeled into computer room. 'The front office is terrible and it needs some major changes.' 2) Injury rumor panic anonymous quote - Overhear Santonio Holmes talking to Plaxico about dropping his iPhone in the parking lot as he tapes his ankle. 'It's completely broken.' 3) Use twitter at least 3 times to slander Jets players and take zero responsiblity for them. Get name plastered across internet and gain more name recognition as ESPN soldier of hype. 4) Have sex with a standard poodle. 5) Write one article that is well-researched and objective and earmark article as evidence for future defense of journalistic integrity. 6) Eat freeze dried poop from a standard poodle.
Good points but clearly common knowledge discussed at nausea in this forum. Key to success first and foremost is win the division including enough luck to keep our starters healthy. All his points are good enablers to get us there. PS: Agree with Rex, Other teams need to step up and play the Pats like they want to win the game.
And what exactly do these ten keys unlock? Is this like Get Smart with all of those doors? Is he making some sort of penitentiary reference? Hmmm.
